My 3 personal favorites...
"If common sense is just that, why don't more people have it?"
- Mark Twain
"If you don't know where you're going, you're gonna end up there."
- Yogi Berra
(think about that for a minute)
"A woman can run faster with her dress up than a man with his pants down."
- Sally Opzal, a female Martial Arts instructor I know, to break the ice at her woman's self-defense classes.
And now, just stuff...
"If you can't understand it, it's intuitively obvious."
- unknown
"The Optimist says the glass is half full.
The Pessimist says the glass is half empty.
The Engineer says the glass is 200% of design specs."
- unknown
"As a Fighter Pilot only two bad things can happen to you and ONE of them will happen to you:
A - One day you will walk out to the aircraft knowing that it is your last flight in a fighter.
B - One day you will walk out to the aircraft NOT knowing that it is your last flight in a fighter."
- Royal Australian Air Force Flight Instructor Humor
And last but not least, I personally found this scribbled on the wall in a hospital I worked at, in Colorado.
"The only difference between this place and the Titanic is, THEY had a band."
If you have any silliness you'd like to share, let's hear them.






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-I'll tell ya what: I will let you go...in exchange for your daughter.
-You so much as touch her and I will make your life not worth living.
Dong Zhuo vs. Akechi Mitsuhide - Warriors Orochi 2
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Cleverly disquised as a responsible adult.
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The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of the act.
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-I'll tell ya what: I will let you go...in exchange for your daughter.
-You so much as touch her and I will make your life not worth living.
Dong Zhuo vs. Akechi Mitsuhide - Warriors Orochi 2
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Cleverly disquised as a responsible adult.
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The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of the act.
Hey, I noticed you changed your avatar. I want to ask if she is based on your wife?
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-I'll tell ya what: I will let you go...in exchange for your daughter.
-You so much as touch her and I will make your life not worth living.
Dong Zhuo vs. Akechi Mitsuhide - Warriors Orochi 2
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