I was digging through an old file cabinet of mine, and found a folder that has quotes in it. Some of these have been in my possession for quite some time. Anyway, I thought I'd share some of them with all you good dA-ers. Where I know who said it, I give full credit. If I don't, then I can't. BUT I don't take credit for any of this.

My 3 personal favorites...

"If common sense is just that, why don't more people have it?"
- Mark Twain

"If you don't know where you're going, you're gonna end up there."
- Yogi Berra
(think about that for a minute)

"A woman can run faster with her dress up than a man with his pants down."
- Sally Opzal, a female Martial Arts instructor I know, to break the ice at her woman's self-defense classes.


And now, just stuff...


"If you can't understand it, it's intuitively obvious."
- unknown

"The Optimist says the glass is half full.
The Pessimist says the glass is half empty.
The Engineer says the glass is 200% of design specs."
- unknown

"As a Fighter Pilot only two bad things can happen to you and ONE of them will happen to you:

A - One day you will walk out to the aircraft knowing that it is your last flight in a fighter.

B - One day you will walk out to the aircraft NOT knowing that it is your last flight in a fighter."

- Royal Australian Air Force Flight Instructor Humor


And last but not least, I personally found this scribbled on the wall in a hospital I worked at, in Colorado.

"The only difference between this place and the Titanic is, THEY had a band."


If you have any silliness you'd like to share, let's hear them.