My 3 personal favorites...
"If common sense is just that, why don't more people have it?"
- Mark Twain
"If you don't know where you're going, you're gonna end up there."
- Yogi Berra
(think about that for a minute)
"A woman can run faster with her dress up than a man with his pants down."
- Sally Opzal, a female Martial Arts instructor I know, to break the ice at her woman's self-defense classes.
And now, just stuff...
"If you can't understand it, it's intuitively obvious."
- unknown
"The Optimist says the glass is half full.
The Pessimist says the glass is half empty.
The Engineer says the glass is 200% of design specs."
- unknown
"As a Fighter Pilot only two bad things can happen to you and ONE of them will happen to you:
A - One day you will walk out to the aircraft knowing that it is your last flight in a fighter.
B - One day you will walk out to the aircraft NOT knowing that it is your last flight in a fighter."
- Royal Australian Air Force Flight Instructor Humor
And last but not least, I personally found this scribbled on the wall in a hospital I worked at, in Colorado.
"The only difference between this place and the Titanic is, THEY had a band."
If you have any silliness you'd like to share, let's hear them.
Devious Comments
~Steven Wright
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Put Desert Nudes on your bookshelf: [link]
"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize."
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Cleverly disquised as a responsible adult.
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The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of the act.
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Put Desert Nudes on your bookshelf: [link]
I do know that he said...
"Someone broke into my apartment last night and stole everything...and replaced it with exact duplicates."
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Cleverly disquised as a responsible adult.
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The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of the act.
I have plenty of quoteable quotes, and my favorite is in my signature. However, since there's no point in repeating that one and I'm currently having a brain fart on the others... I'll give you an acronym for now: LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.
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"Designers think everything done by someone else is awful, and that they could do it better themselves, which explains why I designed my own living room carpet, I suppose." - Chris Bangle
A retired US Air Force buddy has a good one...BOHICA (Bow-hE-ka)... Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
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Cleverly disquised as a responsible adult.
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The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of the act.
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"Designers think everything done by someone else is awful, and that they could do it better themselves, which explains why I designed my own living room carpet, I suppose." - Chris Bangle
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Cleverly disquised as a responsible adult.
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The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of the act.
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Put Desert Nudes on your bookshelf: [link]
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